Be Butch.
In trying to keep up with the times, I have been forced to purchase a pair of skinny jeans. For any of you who are not familiar with the skinny jean, it is a tightly tailored or fitted jean that tapers dramatically at the ankle. This is the kind of jean that you tuck into … Read more
I was recently playing Monopoly on my smart phone and it got me thinking… What if there was a butch-themed Monopoly game? What would the game look like? Traditionally, Monopoly has 8 sets of colored properties, 2 utilities, and 4 railroads to buy. Hazards include 2 kinds of taxes and, of course, jail. The pieces … Read more
I want to talk about an important issue for you butches out there. A little issue I have affectionately dubbed, “Butch Fails.” Straight men, pay attention. I am sure that you’ve had plenty of Butch Fails as well. If you don’t think so, read this then ask your wife or girlfriend. She will confirm, I … Read more
Today’s musing starts at the gym. This afternoon I worked out next to Gerald McCoy, a defensive tackle for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. This guy gives new meaning to the word “huge.” He goes 6’4” and 295 pounds according to the NFL stat page. I didn’t see any fat on him; how can you weigh … Read more
Today we stopped at a fancy yoga boutique so that my fiancé could get a bag for the gym. There is this one lovely bag that is pewter with lots of pockets (I am told) that she really wants. It even comes with a secret brownie recipe tucked into one of those pockets. The bag … Read more
As many good butches, I love ties. Bow ties, long ties, skinny ties, fat ties – I love them all. For a butch, a tie is a major fashion statement. It dresses an outfit up. It makes an outfit cool. It can add a bit of uber-geek nerdiness to an urban sheik outfit – for … Read more
I would like to talk about a serious problem. Something so rampant and disturbing that there should be a slew of 501c3 organizations dedicated to eradicating it. Maybe even a telethon. Waiting for my femme to get ready. I feel like I spend half my life waiting for her to be ready. Ok, that’s an … Read more
So, I just made it out of the ladies’ room unscathed. This is a daily stress for me. Allow me to explain. For a butch, using a public restroom is one of the worst things. I don’t present as a typical woman right? And, I certainly am no lady. This makes a trip into the … Read more
I am a butch. This blog is about what I think. If you do not know what butch means, you are probably on the wrong blog. In the interests of inclusion, though, I can tell you that “butch” means a lesbian that is big, strong, tough, more macho, less girly. Of course, there are no … Read more