The Femme Faux Pas

Let’s talk about something light and fluffy on this Tuesday. The femme faux pas. What I am referring to here are things that our femmes do that are similar to our own butch fails (Butch Fails). But, since they are femmes, we would never call them that. They are femmes, after all, the kinder and … Read more

Butchscaping among the Gorillas

I am Dian Fossey, sneaking up to a circle of gorillas. The gorillas are foreign to me, and I seem alien to them, not of their kind. These gorillas are straights, and I’m observing them in their natural habitat, in the midst of where they perform their beauty rituals. A nail salon. Will I be … Read more

Hit On Someone Your Own Size

Alright, so I gotta vent. WTF is wrong with straight men? Now, boys, before you get all puffy-chested and start grabbing yourselves, let me say that I know that I am generalizing. But some of you, WTF? Allow me to explain. You all know about me – big butch lesbian, and you all know about … Read more

Sweet Dreams in the Mediterranean

So this is part review, part travel journal, and part introduction. I am Butch Jaxon, intrepid entertainment lawyer by day, by night, lesbian blogger, lover of bow ties, breasts, movies, music (all kinds), bookstores, dogs, geocaching, Polar Bears, the gym, travel, craft beer, and my gorgeous fiancé. I write a tiny little blog over at … Read more

ButchOnTap on MyLesbianRadio

Hi there, dear readers! For those of you who did not have access to the listen to the program from the Lesbian Lounge on July 25, 2012 live, here is the link to their site where you can download the program. http://mylesbianradio.podbean.com/2012/07/29/lesbian-lounge-july-25-2012/ The whole show is enjoyable and worth a listen.  The piece about ButchOnTap, … Read more

Cool Blog of the Week!

OMG! ButchOnTap is the “Cool Blog of the Week,” according to Denise, one of the hosts of the Lesbian Lounge on mylesbianradio.com. Hooray! I am so excited! They will talk about ButchOnTap this Wed (July 25th) from 8:00 p.m. to 10:00 pm EST. The Lesbian Lounge is a LGBT talk show that streams live and … Read more

Wish You Were Here!

[Imagine a getting a postcard from me that reads…] Hi Friend! How are you? Sorry I haven’t written lately, but I’m having so much fun on holiday and it’s quite hard to keep up. I’ve been taking lots of notes and jotting down things I’ve observed in my travels so far, and I plan to … Read more

Zip It!

As a butch in a butch-femme relationship (not all butches are, of course), one must be aware of one’s role in the relationship. We are the strong ones. The helpful, gallant ones. We are obedient and faithful. As such, there are a variety of things that should not escape our lips when we are addressing … Read more

Big Butches Do Cry

In certain circumstances, a butch is absolutely prohibited from shedding a tear. For example, while getting a tattoo. Crying is forbidden – no matter how much it hurts – because you WANTED to get a tattoo. You chose to get a tattoo, and paid someone to give you one. No one cares that the pain … Read more

Butchopoly

I was recently playing Monopoly on my smart phone and it got me thinking…  What if there was a butch-themed Monopoly game?  What would the game look like? Traditionally, Monopoly has 8 sets of colored properties, 2 utilities, and 4 railroads to buy. Hazards include 2 kinds of taxes and, of course, jail. The pieces … Read more

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